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  <title>Ahmet Emuukha Rodan Zappa</title>
  <subtitle>Ahmet Emuukha Rodan Zappa</subtitle>
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    <name>Ahmet Emuukha Rodan Zappa</name>
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  <updated>2004-03-13T17:02:11Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ahmet_z:889</id>
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    <title>En ode to the return of the world's most beautiful lesbian</title>
    <published>2004-03-13T17:02:11Z</published>
    <updated>2004-03-13T17:02:11Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Verve Pipe - Bittersweet Symphony</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=selmablair_"&gt;&lt;img height="17" border="0" src="http://www.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif" alt="selmablair_" align="absmiddle" width="17"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a title="" href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/selmablair_/"&gt;Selma&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;...Add her!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=selmablair_"&gt;&lt;img height="17" border="0" src="http://www.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif" alt="selmablair_" align="absmiddle" width="17"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a title="" href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/selmablair_/"&gt;Selma&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;...Add her!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=selmablair_"&gt;&lt;img height="17" border="0" src="http://www.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif" alt="selmablair_" align="absmiddle" width="17"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a title="" href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/selmablair_/"&gt;Selma&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;...Add her!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A better update...shortly.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ahmet_z:628</id>
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    <title>The Calls Have Started Again!</title>
    <published>2004-03-01T21:13:33Z</published>
    <updated>2004-03-01T21:13:33Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Bob Dylan - Like A Rolling Stone</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Dweezil is disturbing me again!  I thought that once I got one of these things he would leave me alone but NO!  I have to update it more than once.  Selma really doesn't appreciate your calls, dear brother so STOP IT!  Do me that favor.  I watch your show so you can stop calling my wife, we can work out a deal.  I'll prank Moon for you and Lisa won't steal your kazoos anymore.  Agreed?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More later...if the calls cease to be!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ahmet_z:395</id>
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    <title>numero uno.</title>
    <published>2004-02-12T23:42:17Z</published>
    <updated>2004-02-12T23:43:33Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Eddie Murphy - Party all the time</lj:music>
    <content type="html">You know what I hate?  Having someone call me at 4am, pretending to be a stalker, and then telling me that I have to get a livejournal or they will burn my village down.  It would have been fine if I didn't know who it was!  My Brother needs to get a new hobby.  No more prank calling the Ahmet, try pranking Moon, Diva, or Gail.  I did what you told me now keep your cats away from me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On a completely unrelated topic, I have to ask where is my Selma?  You can come out now!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;I'm a man of few words so stay close and take notes.&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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