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En ode to the return of the world's most beautiful lesbian [13 Mar 2004|09:02am]
[ mood | bouncy ]

selmablair_Selma...Add her!
selmablair_Selma...Add her!
selmablair_Selma...Add her!

A better update...shortly.

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The Calls Have Started Again! [01 Mar 2004|01:15pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]

Dweezil is disturbing me again! I thought that once I got one of these things he would leave me alone but NO! I have to update it more than once. Selma really doesn't appreciate your calls, dear brother so STOP IT! Do me that favor. I watch your show so you can stop calling my wife, we can work out a deal. I'll prank Moon for you and Lisa won't steal your kazoos anymore. Agreed?

More later...if the calls cease to be!

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numero uno. [12 Feb 2004|03:44pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]

You know what I hate? Having someone call me at 4am, pretending to be a stalker, and then telling me that I have to get a livejournal or they will burn my village down. It would have been fine if I didn't know who it was! My Brother needs to get a new hobby. No more prank calling the Ahmet, try pranking Moon, Diva, or Gail. I did what you told me now keep your cats away from me.

On a completely unrelated topic, I have to ask where is my Selma? You can come out now!


I'm a man of few words so stay close and take notes.

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